Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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