He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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