i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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