had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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