And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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