I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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