Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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