I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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