quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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