My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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