Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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