can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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