some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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