I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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