FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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