You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
how does that bad decision feel?
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