Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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