anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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