yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm at about main and main street
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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