I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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