uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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