I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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