Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
