just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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