"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At least make sure they are 18
Why
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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