I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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