it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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