Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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