so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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