just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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