Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Are we in a gay sports bar?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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