I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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