real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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