worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Found your dick twin last night
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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