I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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