yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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