Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
being pregnant is like rehab
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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