JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this will be a night to untag.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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