Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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