Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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