We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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