sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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