the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
