so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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