wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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