when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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