i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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