Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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