$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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