soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I could fuck to npr.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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