mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.