perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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