She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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