Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
