Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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