wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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