ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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