Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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