I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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