It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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